Send me down your chocolatey river of meth!

3/31 Days of Halloween
The Shining (1980) "Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence: I said, I’m not going to hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in!"

I changed my url like 6 months ago and I have absolutely no regrets.

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papa-khan:

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sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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