A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE FYCKING LIFE JUST SSSTTTT
If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong
HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED
HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT
"What’s the matter?" said Harry.
"She’s - she’s sent me a Howler," said Ron faintly.
"You’d better open it, Ron," said Neville in a timid whisper. "It’ll be worse if you don’t. My gran sent me one once, and I ignored it and" - he gulped - "it was horrible."
Harry looked from their petrified faces to the red envelope. “What’s a Howler?” he said.
But Ron’s whole attention was fixed on the letter, which had begun to smoke at the corners. “Open it,” Neville urged. “It’ll all be over in a few minutes -”
Ron stretched out a shaking hand, eased the envelope from Errol’s beak, and slit it open. Neville stuffed his fingers in his ears. A split second later, Harry knew why. He thought for a moment it had exploded; a roar of sound fiIled the huge hall, shaking dust from the ceiling.
"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. And that’s my burden."
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.
“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“
“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“
“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”
“No you’re not”
“YOU SHUT UP”
I just spat out my coffee