Send me down your chocolatey river of meth!

heichoubombastic:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE FYCKING LIFE JUST SSSTTTT

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

eagletonian:

"What’s the matter?" said Harry.

"She’s - she’s sent me a Howler," said Ron faintly.

"You’d better open it, Ron," said Neville in a timid whisper. "It’ll be worse if you don’t. My gran sent me one once, and I ignored it and" - he gulped - "it was horrible."   

Harry looked from their petrified faces to the red envelope. “What’s a Howler?” he said.

But Ron’s whole attention was fixed on the letter, which had begun to smoke at the corners. “Open it,” Neville urged. “It’ll all be over in a few minutes -”   

Ron stretched out a shaking hand, eased the envelope from Errol’s beak, and slit it open. Neville stuffed his fingers in his ears. A split second later, Harry knew why. He thought for a moment it had exploded; a roar of sound fiIled the huge hall, shaking dust from the ceiling.

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heartslikeleaves:

"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. And that’s my burden."

heartslikeleaves:

"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. And that’s my burden."

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

bonez1925:

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

ensign-chevvy:

I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“
“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“
“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”
“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“
“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”
“No you’re not”
“YOU SHUT UP”

I just spat out my coffee

bonez1925:

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

ensign-chevvy:

I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“

“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“

“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”

“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“

“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”

“No you’re not”

“YOU SHUT UP”

I just spat out my coffee